#scp 3309
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jack-of-amulets · 1 year ago
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On a similar note to my moot: UNDERRATED SCP STAFF APPRECIATION!!! HERES SOME OF MY FAVS:
- Researcher Adamo Smalls (3309 + Void Dancer Canon) - man got canonically unpersoned 💀 relatable- i mean FREE MY BOY HE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING
- Junior Researcher James (682-J and other joke articles) - he’s just some kid! he’s so silly and goofy and I would give him chicken nuggies
- The entire SCP: Find Us Alive Cast (Self-explanatory) - SERIOUSLY GO CHECK OUT SCP: FUA ITS SUCH A GOOD PODCAST
That’s pretty much it! There’s more i probably missed that i will add to another reblog of this post/will edit in!
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nonexistent-tales · 1 year ago
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man, i hate being deleted by the narrative just because i look like a mary sue
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who-do-i-know-this-man · 8 months ago
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⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️
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contrasting-realities · 1 year ago
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Alternate final message for SCP-3309
There's a bug on the mobile site of the scp wiki that let's you type anything you want into the final text box in SCP-3309. I typed this in personally.
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sistersorrow · 7 months ago
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I'm just gonna list SCPs from each series you may or may not have read
SCP-008-J - Geoff: A 23 year old man named Geoff who keeps finding his way into Foundation facilities completely by accident and in such a manner that the Foundation isn't actually sure if he's anomalous or not
SCP-7474-EX - Not All Aliens Are Anomalies: An alien argues that they should not be in containment because their technology is explicable within the standard model of physics
The Great Hippo's SCP-001 Proposal (feat. PeppersGhost) - A Good Boy: The Foundation builds a computer which becomes SCP-001 by neutralising every other SCP in containment
SCP-423 - Self-Inserting-Character: A fictional character named Fred who can jump between any narrative works placed near each other and then inserts himself into the story as a minor character
SCP-1006 - Spider Proletariat: A community of communist spiders living in a national park under their own rudimentary Marxist governmet
SCP-2137 - The Forensic Ghost of Tupac Shakur: A copy of Me Against the World (which may or may not be possessed by his ghost) which when played reveals the locations of murderers connected to cold cases, with the additional implication that Tupac was a higher being who incarnated as a human to take a break from warring against the Scarlet King
SCP-2557, A Holding of Envelope Logistics®: An SCP slot the Foundation can no longer use because the concept of SCP-2557 as a set of Special Containment Procedures in the Foundation Database was purchased in 2011 by a company which invests in abstract concepts, with the whole page now being an ad for said company
SCP-2719 - Inside: A "variable abstract-metaphysical construct pointer" which can either designate a concept as inside or make a concept go inside
SCP-3006 - Twice The Number One: A YouTube video titled "we are number one except every time you play it there are twice as many robbie rottens but the room is the same size[nsfw]" whose effects spread to every other video linked in the same thread as it whenever anyone posts a link
SCP-3309 - Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away: The Foundation fills SCP documents with grammatical errors to trigger the SCP Wiki's quality control measures, leading to the now poorly written anomaly being erased from existence
SCP-4413 - The End of Something Really Excellent: Homestuck fans use metafictional rituals to enter the narrative of Homestuck triggering a pataphysical war over control of the narrative which spreads to Homestuck fanfiction and sees many Homestuck characters escape to baseline reality
SCP-4485 - Such Black Light: The Church of the Broken God collaborates with a post-modernist splinter sect of Are We Cool Yet? to destroy formal logic in the hopes that by doing so there will be no meaningful distinction between Cool and Uncool or Broken and Unbroken, so their god will be resurrected and AWCY? will attain a state of artistic perfection referred to as "Coolness"
SCP-4493 - Keep Pride Out of Corps: A phenomenon caused by Gamers Against Weed which edits Pride Month themed social media posts and ads by organisations to highlight the negative effects those groups have had on LGBTQ individuals
SCP-4703 - Perfectly Legal: A store in Texas called Yeah, We're Totally Going to Sell You This which through anomalous means makes all its dangerous and unethical business practices perfectly legal, thank you very much
SCP-5004 - MEGALOMANIA: The Foundation conspires to make Donald Trump president to contain a demon underneath the Capitol and gets more and more depressed as they realise they won't have to do any manipulation to get him elected
SCP-5167/SCP-5761 - When The Imposter is Sus Part I & II: The Foundation creates an AI tasked to play games of Among Us to track down a minor Greek god who is playing the game, only for the AI to play so much Among Us they ascend and become Amogusrath, God of Suspicion
SCP-5449 - Choo Choo Spooder: An intelligent jumping spider who uses a wooden toy train to deliver things to staff across Site-47
SCP-5721 - What Passes As Worship In The Digital Age: The goddess Discordia poses as the Founder of Hammer and Chisel, creators of the Discord chat application and adds a clause which states all users pledge their souls to her, allowing her to siphon the vital energies of its userbase
SCP-5790 - [DATA KILLED]: A spiritual successor to SCP-579, no details about the anomaly and instead describes the procedures used to acquire information about the anomaly when needed
SCP-6101 - The Most Powerful SCP: The Make-A-Wish asks the Foundation to classify nine year old Ethan Prosper as the most powerful SCP
SCP-6102(031) - For Classification: Small Organism, No Function: An SCP document generated by an autoarchavist AI living in a future where there are millions of documented SCPs
SCP-6135 - We Didn't Start the SCP: A copy of Billy Joel's Stormfront album with an altered version of We Didn't Start the Fire containing references to groups and individuals who don't exist, like Harry Potter, Pokemon, and the Taliban
SCP-6136 - two dudes chilling in an interrogation room, five feet apart cause they're not happy: Completely unrelated to that one vine, it's a physical mnemonic device which gives you memories related to pliers and because of this is a pair of pliers
SCP-6383 - The One True Anomaly: A stop sign classified as anomalous because it is the single least anomalous thing in the universe
SCP-6442 -Mimir, Mímir: A congnitohazard etched inside a carbon-fibre based elastomer sphere so that the only beings who will ever perceived it are those who attain omniscience, of which over 8000 have and all died instantly upon seeing it
SCP-6690 - NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR: The Muppets (who are alive; a detail never commented on by the document) created the "I hate you, you hate me. Let's go out and kill Barney." song, which causes event to occur which can injure or kill whoever is the current actor for Barney the Dinosaur
SCP-6930 - 🔴 Paty Is Streaming Now: Remember SCP-3930 (the Pattern Screamer), the Russian facility which does not exist but when a specific region is observed your mind fills the void until there's an entity real enough to suffer and hate you for making them aware of their non-existence? Yeah, one of those got out, and she's a vtuber now
SCP-7529 - Josie's Better Half: The back half of a cat which a Foundation researcher is convinced is the back half of SCP-529, the front half of a cat with a different coat colour, and after he tries to force them together who voids the universe's insurance policy
SCP-7777 - Heptaphobia: A phenomenon that affects Random Number Generators to produce sequences of 0's and 7's which when translated into ASCII reveal unethical actions taken by the Foundation
SCP-7918 - RONALD REAGAN DIES OF ACQUIRED IMMUNODEFICIENCY SYNDROME-RELATED COMPLICATIONS: An anomalous recording of Ronald Regan in the terminal stages of HIV/AIDS while recounting stories of his political career and what seem to be annecdotes of an alternate version of himself that was dating a man
SCP-8008 - TIME PERVERT: Real life writer and founder of LessWrong, Elizier Yudkowsky ascends to godhood after blasting rope to hentai trap his mind in a million year timeloop, remoulds the multiverse into a series of self-indulgent narratives, and modifies baseline humans into our current appearance to fit his sexual preferences, which by the standards of the original timeline make us the equivalent of those anime girls who look 12 with breasts larger than their heads
SCP-8981 - RONALD REAGAN'S PRESIDENTIAL REPUTATION CUT UP WHILE 😳ING: Spiritual successor to SCP-1891 (RONALD REGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING), it is a collection of anomalies which randomly affect Ronald Regan, including the manifestation of a homonculus created by the Foundation as a body double for his public appearances which exhibits strange behaviours after a failed assassination like trying to crossbreed dogs and horses and attempting to eat a baby
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ddrqoyote · 1 year ago
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Series III Era
SCP-2000 - Deus Ex Machina
SCP-2003 - Preferred Option
SCP-000
SCP-2998 - Anomalous Transmission, 2485 MHz
SCP-2682 - The Blind Idiot
SCP-S
SCP-666 1/2-J - The Roaring Flames of Hell
SCP-2006 - Too Spooky
SCP-2317 - A Door to Another World
SCP-1762 - Where The Dragons Went
The Stars Do Not Wait For You
SCP-2718 - What Happens After
SCP-179 - Sauelsuesor
SCP-2030 - LA U GH IS F UN
Amnestic Use Guide
SCP-001-McTiriss - A Record
Fear Alone
SCP-2557 - A Holding of Envelope Logistics
SCP-2662 - cthulhu f'UCK OFF!
SCP-2740 - It Wasn't There
SCP-2264 - In the Court of Alagadda
SCP-2875 - The Town That Got Fucked By Bears
We Need to Talk About Fifty-Five
ALERT! LOCKDOWN INITIATED!
SCP-1730 - What Happened to Site-13?
SCP-2256 - Very Tall Things
Everyone Knows
SCP-2602 - Exbibliothetic
SCP-2719 - Inside
SCP-2521 - ●●|●●●●●|●●|●
SCP-TTKU-J
"Baby's First Guide to Keter-Class Anomalies" & Other Questionable Documents Recovered from the Hard Drive of Dr. [REDACTED]
SCP-2316 - Field Trip
SCP-001-TwistedGears/Kaktus - Ouroboros
SCP-2935 - O, Death
SCP-2747 - As below, so above
SCP-2439 - [SLOT UNALLOCATED]
Excerpts from Training Seminars for Lesser Known Foundation Careers
Series IV Era
SCP-3000 - Anantashesha
SCP-3001 - Red Reality
SCP-3002 - Attempts to Assassinate Thought
SCP-3003 - The End of History
SCP-3333 - Tower
SCP-3999 - I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me
SCP-3005 - A Light That Died
SCP-3519 - These Quiet Days
SCP-001-Locke - When Day Breaks
SCP-3008 - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA
Tales of the Ethics Committee
SCP-3034 - The Counting Station
GRANT REQUEST FOR A REPLACEMENT KEYBOARD BECAUSE THE CAPS LOCK ON THIS ONE IS BROKEN
SCP-3740 - God Is Dumb
SCP-049-J - The Plague Fellow
SCP-3930 - The Pattern Screamer
SCP-3521 - forced banana equivalent dose by dado
SCP-3213 - F*ck off Carl.
SCP-\\\\-J - The Subject is Aware
SCP-3393 - For Your Eyes Only
SCP-3939 - [NUMBER RESERVED; AWAITING RESEARCHER]
SCP-3309 - Where We Go when We Fade, Fade Away
SCP-3211 - There Is No Canon
SCP-001-Lily - The World's Gone Beautiful
SCP-001-Tufto - The Scarlet King
SCP-3790 - Department of Abnormalities
SCP-1313 - Solve for Bear
SCP-001-Hippo - A Good Boy
173 Influential SCPs
I went to SCPper, found the most upvoted articles by users who've made at least one SCP, and sorted by time. These aren't necessarily the 173 best articles on the site, but I think they're likely to be the most influential. Longtime fans have probably read most or all of these but maybe this could be a starting point for newcomers.
I think sorting by time is important because the Foundation's been around almost 17 years. Writers come and go, trends come and go, new writers are influenced by what came before, and later articles are often longer and more complex than earlier ones. Just sorting by most upvoted bounces you around time; on the main wiki you read mostly series 1 articles then get dunked into SCP-5000. I hope this is a more natural progression.
Using upvotes from writers only is important because the more writers like an article, the more likely later SCPs are to be influenced by it, so those articles are more likely to be important for understanding the wiki as a whole.
I might do an alternate version of this list that replaces the extremely long articles with shorter SCPs.
If you have trouble understanding one of the articles (some of the later ones get LONG), look it up on r/SCPDeclassified.
Series I Era
SCP-173 - The Sculpture - The Original
SCP-093 - Red Sea Object
SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine
SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile
SCP-055 - [unknown]
SCP-914 - The Clockworks
SCP-085 - Hand-drawn "Cassy"
SCP-184 - The Architect
SCP-231 - Special Personnel Requirements
SCP-990 - Dream Man
SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster
SCP-835 - Expunged Data Released
SCP-701 - The Hanged King's Tragedy
SCP-586 - Inscribable Object
SCP-610 - The Flesh that Hates
Log of Anomalous Items Vol I
SCP-087 - The Stairwell
SCP-049 - Plague Doctor
Revised Entry
Document Recovered from the Marianas Trench
SCP-426 - I am a Toaster
SCP-096 - The "Shy Guy"
SCP-106 - The Old Man
SCP-140 - An Incomplete Chronicle
Kill 682
SCP-001-Bright - The Factory
SCP-666-J - The Roaring Flames of Hell
SCP-895 - Camera Disruption
SCP-5308-J - The Collection
SCP-8900-EX - Sky Blue Sky
black white black white black white black white black white gray
Eldritch Application
Nobody Knows
SCP-871 - Self-Replacing Cake
SCP-001-Mann - The Spiral Path
Series II Era
SCP-1000 - Bigfoot
SCP-902 - The Final Countdown
SCP-993 - Bobble the Clown
Transcript of Dr. Clef's seminar, "Reality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesn't."
SCP-001-Swann - The Database
Bees
SCP-006-J - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
10:30 A.M.
Ethics Committee Orientation
SCP-1959 - The Lost Cosmonaut
SCP-____-J - Procrastinati
SCP-1048 - Builder Bear
SCP-001-EX-J - Records of the CKG Gathering
SCP-1893 - The Minotaur's Tale
SCP-1983 - Doorway to Nowhere
SCP-1733 - Season Opener
SCP-1230 - A Hero is Born
SCP-1322 - Glory Hole
SCP-1370 - Pesterbot
SCP-1193 - Buried Giant
SCP-1545 - Larry the Loving Llama
SCP-1981 - "RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING"
SCP-even number-J - An [Adjective] [Animal]
SCP-1867 - A Gentleman
SCP-1609 - The Remains of a Chair
SCP-1440 - The Old Man from Nowhere
SCP-1425 - Star Signals
SCP-1173 - The Islamic Republic of Eastern Samothrace
SCP-1171 - Humans Go Home
SCP-1678 - UnLondon
UIU Orientation
SCP-1437 - A Hole to Another Place
SCP-1958 - Magic Bus
Quiet Days
Why Change?
SCP-186 - To End All Wars
Treats
SCP-348 - A Gift from Dad
SCP-1295 - Meg's Diner
SCP-1342 - To the Makers of Music
SCP-1504 - Joe Schmo
The Executions of Doctor Bright
SCP-1471 - MalO ver1.0.0
The Young Man
wowwee go kill ursefl
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rob-is-not-a-deer · 3 years ago
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POV: You’ve been erased from the scp wiki and are now trapped in the pataphysical void (researcher smalls, scp 3309)
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ningyooo · 4 years ago
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Backrooms when-
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When the fuck did I make this????
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bi-hop · 4 years ago
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SCP-3309: Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away
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via-the-ghoul · 5 years ago
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SCP Inktober day 2: Researcher
Decided to good with Researcher Smalls from 3309 because why nottttttt-
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“Who are you talking about?”
????????????????????????????
Reblogs > likes.
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vxidmusings · 3 years ago
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                                       Memories, hopes, dreams;                                            we're all forgotten. 
             How can we know that people even have these memories,                                   these hopes,                                                       and these dreams?
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n1ghtw1ng-scp · 1 year ago
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YESSSSS OMG i found 3309 in a list of like. meta SCPs (no idea where it is now)
that and 5500 were my favorites of the whole list
i had "and so, the question remains: are you worth remembering?" as my discord status for WEEKS cause i loved it so much
currently chewing my way through the Deletions department SCPs..... it's like i'm reading only the complicated ones on purpose 😔
HELLO FELLOW PATAPHYSICS FAN :D may i present to you. narrativistics. (it's like pataphysics on drugs)
also yes 3309 is amazing and you are SO correct about that
HI FELLOW PATAPHYSICS FAN ><><><><
HOLY HELL, I REMEMBER READING THAT A LONG WHILE AGO AND BEING AMAZED (yet extremely confused)
Anyways, re-reading it, I am somehow the same level of amazed as I was when I first read it (from what I can remember at least,) though much, much less confused since I didn't skim half of it this time. I feel like I earned a major degree in narrativistics while high
3309 ASFAASANGHASKJFNSEIGJNKAWSVJASKVMBGNWIEAOSB EAIJNSkfCXVXGRS
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who-do-i-know-this-man · 3 months ago
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⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️
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hisclockworkservants · 7 years ago
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SCP Foundation art, SCP-3309 - Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away by PhamtomGuy and FloppyPhoenix.
"Your coming was foretold in the stones. The long circle is nearly complete."
"The king of jewels has been made a pawn."
"His heart is a crater, and we have filled it."
"Nobody truly remembers you but you."
Author Page | Art Hub | Patreon | Twitter | DeviantArt | Lofter
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zal-cryptid · 3 years ago
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👨‍💻 META SCPs 👩‍💻
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SCP-001 (The Database)
SCP-5500 (Death of the Authors)
SCP-001 (Story of your Life)
SCP-5999 (This is Where I Died)
SCP-3309 (Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away)
SCP-5456 ( [DELETED] )
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rottingraisins · 2 years ago
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what’s your favourite scp article?? or a few, if you have such
HELLO PUT TOGETHER A FUCKING. NO PARTICULAR ORDER TOP 15 sorry theres just so many of them.
SCP-3515 “Unearth”
Did you also have that one really specific childhood fear of falling asleep and waking up buried alive?? Yeah??? Then this one is so fucking scary! Its usually the one I recommend to people just looking for a good standalone horror story. Also love the odd sort of sense of nostalgia permeating the piece.
SCP-1958 “Starmobile”
This one really gets to me and i dont know why, sometimes I’ll just sit on the train to uni and think about it. The stars are so fucking beautiful out here man…
SCP-2006 “Too Spooky”
Hehehe I love the ones where the actual gimmicks in the containment procedures and this ones my fav one 4ever its so silly
SCP-5733 “Return of the Suburb Slasher”
This one is kind of hammy and melodramatic down to the twist ending that doesnt make any sense but its supposed to be a hommage to like 80s popcorn slasher flicks and it fits that sort of tone wonderfully, not every scp needs to take itself seriously I think. Also love how crazy the experiment logs get they straight up just teach her magic
SCP-3999 “I Am At The Center Of Everything That Happens To Me”
TALLORAN my friend Talloran… This one hits a lot harder if you’ve read a few other SCPs and especially if youve gotten somewhat entrenched in the community so if you read this one fairly early on and didn’t feel like you really got it I implore you to give it a reread. Normie pick but probably my favorite piece among all these if I had to pick just one it is that good
SCP-4205 “In The Eyes Of The Beholder”
To be fair its been a while since I read this one but I remember it making me really emotional the first time around, scps that are about like tragic little stories happening to people exposed to them are always gonna hit me harder than the most clever out there of concepts tbh
SCP-5320 “The People's Church Of The Fish That Just Goes On Forever “
THIS ONES LIKE THAT A BIT ALSO though its not tragic and more silly but so profoundly human. raddagher in general is rlly good at like. Immersing you in the workplace culture of a setting as inherently bizarre as the foundation and im such a sucker for it
SCP-166 “Just a Teenage Gaea”
LISTEN. LISTEN I wasn’t gonna put any scps on here just bc I like the characters attached to it but meri BARELY appears in anything else than her file tbh and also its a good fucking rewrite I absolutely love all the implied lore about the goc and procedure clockwork blackchild havilah and how they leaned more into the estranged familial relationship between her and clef which was always the emotional core of the piece to me
SCP-0166 “I Was A Teenage Succubus”
The other really good 166 rewrite. Manages to very thoroughly deconstruct the original piece and everything that was wrong with it without being weird abt it and even gets a little meta! I love one (1) tuberculosisgirl yes you should GET to feel righteous anger at how the narrative has treated you!!
SCP-2721 ”Eli and Lyris”
...I used to have really bad internalized cringe @ myself and my dumb fandom shit when I was younger so theres something very very sweet to me about homestuckposting saving the world. Also love the implicit character development in Eli going on to become bones gaw. Whenever its in anything I’m like. Points at it
SCP-2508 “The Long Wait”
Listen I don’t know what’s really going on in this one either but the tone and concept of it never quite let me go
SCP-3001 “Red Reality”
Robert :(
SCP-2000 “Deus Ex Machina”
WHO KNEW A FUCKING THAUMIEL COULD HIDE ONE OF THE WIKIS MOST DEVASTATING COSMIC HORROR CONCEPTS HUH. In a lot of ways feels like a thematic predecessor to yesterday and resurrection as a whole which. I dont know if youve noticed but im not normal about that canon whatsoever. Also shoutout to clef for making a cameo as a decomposing mummy you go girl!!!
SCP-3309 “Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away “
Leans really heavily on its meta twist but its really a very clever idea to be fair and the emotional writing hits just hard enough to make this another one i like. Sit and think about sometimes
SCP-3002 “Attempt To Assasinate Thought”
Kind of long and all over the place but it somewhat needs to be to keep you from figuring out whats really going on until the end. YES OK this gets bonus points for the author having revealed on reddit that this is an au version of iris/scp-105 on her posthumous final revenge campaign against the foundation which adds another layer of emotional depth to it that it probably wouldnt have made it on here without but its my list. I can do what I want
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